TT's Last Stand

Hhhhhho-Kay. So remember when TT got evicted at then end of May? It was a Thursday and we thought that was the end of it. Then on that Sunday afternoon she returned.

Joe and I came home and when we drove up to the house we saw Crazy riding around the cul de sac on a bike. Let me paint you a picture. She was riding a bike while wearing a teddy (as in lingerie) with parachute-style pants. We know it was a teddy because sometimes she would stop riding, get off the bike, and take off her pants. Her big, floppy, hangy boobs were rockin' and a rollin' all over the place.

She was yelling at the neighbor across the street and kept taunting them. But she was like a broken record. She was riding around the 'sac in circles yelling the same thing over and over. I would tell you what she was yelling, but all I got was, "You cain't git rid a me!"

TT made friends with the people who lived in the house in the back corner of the 'sac and apparently decided their house would be a good base from which to wage her torture campaign on the rest of the street.

We decided not to pay any attention and went about our business. An hour later I heard louder yelling outside, so Joe and I crowded into the upstairs bathroom with the video camera to watch the spectacle. Apparently someone had finally called the cops. They arrived and we got the following vid.

Soon after this clip they did. in fact. take. her. away.

She has not been back.

Yet.

I do have an uncontrollable reaction to any older black Mercedes card that I see on the road. I fear she is following me.